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Trading Spaces » Humor » Pickup Lines

» Pickup Lines

Wanna hook up with a Captain Marvel character? Then try some of these lines.

To Captain Marvel

"Super-strength? Let's see if you can pick me up?"

"You're an alien? Then probe me big boy."

"Can I see if ALL of you turns starry?"

"That spandex must be really tight. Can I take it off you?"

"Is your hair white anywhere else?"

"Is it true what they say about 'Like Father like Son'?"

To Captain Marvel or Rick

"Is that a Nega-Band in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"I love a man who wears jewelry."

"Is it true that you and Rick are a package deal?"

"Have any OTHER jewels... ah, jewelry?"

"Two people in one? Does the term 'menage a trois' mean anything to you?"

"Anything else you like to bang besides those bands?"

To Lorraine

"Y'know, I've never kissed a dead woman"

"Ugly women make me hot."

"Let's see if I can liven you up."

To Moondragon

"Can I rub your head for good luck?"

"What else do you shave?"

"I like a woman with attitude."

To Bill Jemas

"Foil covers are cool."

Trading Spaces is created and maintained by Louis Digout. Captain Marvel, and the distinctive likeness(es) thereof are Trademarks of Marvel Characters, Inc. and are used without permission. All original content copyright 2002 Louis Digout.